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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Thirteen things you need to put on your Christmas list

1. I actually saw these on one of the news shows on TV. (I have to admit that I think the VW Bug looks very cute with them on.)
http://carlashes.com/ 2. Bed MadeEZ because we all have a tough time tucking in our sheets when we make the bed.
3. Get this one for the ladies on your list. You know that they're New Years Resolutions will be about getting back into shape. Well, they will really thank you for this one. It will help tone those, ummmm, hidden muscles into shape.

4. For the people on your list who have difficulty holding their wine ... or, if they have diffulty holding their wine glass, maybe, just maybe, they've had too much to drink!

5. Everyone needs one of these. A remote-controlled tissue box.

6. Ever wonder what the inside of your ear looks like? What to get a look at all your ear wax? Then you need one of these babies!

7. Every lady on you list would love to have one of these hanging off her arm ... a purse made from cat and dog hair. No longer will she need to leave her purse laying on the couch hoping that the family pet will lay all over it leaving it covered with their hair.

8. Don't forget about the little critters in your house too. They would love to get one of these adorable costumes under the tree.

9. And which of the men on your list wouldn't love a supply of these Subtle Butt Fart Pads. (their women folk will thank you.)
10. How about lighting up one of these hamburger scented candles. Yum! It will keep your man in the bedroom!

11. This is a perfect stocking stuffer for all the kids. Urine Sample Candy.

12. This is perfect for those on your list who flunked out of smile-training class. It can't be any easier than this.

13. Wouldn't you like to get the keys to a brand new rideable cooler? Just remember, no drinking and driving!

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  1. I don't even know what to say. Though I also admit the bug looks cute with the lashes. :)

    Happy TT,

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  2. ROTFLMAO!!!!

    This is beyond funny!

    ...they should be paying you...

    FUNNY! FUNNY! Post!

  3. Bwahahahahahah. I think those folks that invented some of these things were drinking very heavily. Funnier than heck.

    Have a terrific TT and Happy Halloween. :)

  4. Number 13 will be tailgating rage...White Castle is not for me, I do not like their little burgers.

  5. OMG! This is hilarious!!! Love all of them but I think I'd like that rolling box of tissue though. :)


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